05.07.2010 ~ Soccer Moms Television Council
Welcome to the Soccer Moms Television Council.
We're (as you guessed) an organization made up of Southern Californian soccer moms who've started an online database for your access to tell you what kind of television you should allow your child to watch, instead of exercising your own discretion which is a major part of being a good parent you can simply come here to see what we have to say about movies, here are some movies that have been of discussion among us recently:
Avatar:
Avatar looks like a cartoon, but its a very violent cartoon with a scene that reminded us a lot of 9/11.
We've come to a conclusion among ourselves that we simply can't have the al Gore liberal kind of Green message infringe the beliefs we pass onto our children!
Read this moving testament by a concerned mother in Oklahoma:
"I showed this movie to my 7 year old son after explaining to him what sex was, and I have to say this movie has mentally scared him for life, it has blue people using their pony tails to have sex and also use those same pony tails to latch onto other bird like creatures!
And as if enough wasn't enough he's now started impersonating it by running after the neighbourhood cat waving his penis while incoherently trying to quote lines from the movie!"
- Mary Lou, Oklahoma
Jesus Camp:
This moving documentary is a must see for you and your kid, it is a moving tale of a woman who set up a camp to indoctrinate children to believe in God (our one, the Christian one).
One heartwarming moment is a 5-year-old saying he needed to be saved before going to the camp but he just didn't know it!
Watch the heartwarming trailer here.
Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs:
This movie tries to pass itself off as a fun innocent children's movie but in reality is Pagan propaganda that tries to convince young children that there was an Earth where dinosaurs roamed BEFORE God created the world 6,000 years ago.
Nice try Pagan heretics!
Kick Ass
Don't let the gory violence be the big thing to put you off, this movie has subtle references to masturbation, as Christians we should be ashamed of our bodily functions!
The Passion of the Christ:
This movie is about the gory crucifixion of Jesus and has all the blood and violence we denounce all these other movies for, but its a must see for your child, in fact the younger he realizes that Jesus died such a horrific and gory death for HIM the sooner he can grow up to be as close minded as you his parent reading this!
The Twilight Series:
We haven't watched it but we've already decided it's a serious threat to our children, more of a threat than the sexuality of Dumbledore from the Harry Potter books, it tries to pass vampires off as actual people, your child could end up joining the cult spawned from this movie and before you know it hang around with those goths that stand around the mall talking about vampires and being misunderstood.
Watchmen:
Watchmen may be easily passed off as just another super hero movie but it really is two hours of extremely graphic violence and blue dick!
Remember if this movie isn't in our databases please email us;
Whatever you do, don't exercise your own discretion!