30.08.2010 ~ Cool 4 School
September is coming, you know what that means...
...SCHOOL TIME!!!
Come down to Books N' Shit to get the best value on school supplies for the coming school year.
As a stressed parent you will be treated rudely by our punk nosed staff as you buy products you don't have the money for to the beat of hip music targeted at the teenage demographic that is returning to school.
We market our sale of educational supplies as being 'down' with our coming of age consumers;
Who clearly don't mind the discrimination of grammar or marketing campaigns like ours that contribute to the dumbing down of their society.
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31.08.2010 ~ The Irish joke preservation society
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29.08.2010 ~ These Times We Live In interviews Dane Cook
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26.08.2010 ~ Brian the BNP member
26.08.2010 ~ Brian the BNP memberHi I'm Brian.Before I have my say let me confirm that contrary to popular belief that is a picture of my head and not a circumcised penis (I get that a lot).I am as you may have guessed another one of these fat faced pig eyed racist degenerates that has found a way to organize with ... [ read more ]
25.08.2010 ~ Dwayne's 'Green House'
25.08.2010 ~ Dwayne's 'Green House'Hi I'm Dwayne and welcome to 'Green House', this is a reality television show where I go to peoples houses in the UK and help them use less energy in order to help save the planet.Each week I visit a family I think is using too much energy and generally make that families life much harder by:* ... [ read more ]
24.08.2010 ~ Imperial Japanese soldiers come out of the jungle
24.08.2010 ~ Imperial Japanese soldiers come out of the jungleTHE PHILIPPINES - Two Japanese soldiers from the Imperial Japanese Army have emerged from the jungle a whopping 65 years after Japan surrendered marking the end of World War II.They wish to go home but fear court martial!The soldiers were just 19 when when they were instructed to defend a non strategic ... [ read more ]
22.08.2010 ~ Zionists on Wikipedia
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15.08.2010 ~ Christine the Creationist
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11.08.2010 ~ About Their House Revisited
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07.08.2010 ~ How donating to charity benefits You
07.08.2010 ~ How donating to charity benefits YouYou've seen the ads.Poor starving African children with flies crawling into their eyes, living in extreme poverty, neither in a some tiny hut made of shit or some horribly overcrowded shanty town and innocent victims of extreme flooding in Pakistan and other such natural disasters people in Third World and developing nations have to ... [ read more ]
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