26.07.2010 ~ Flat Earth FAQ

At the Flat Earth Society we're deadly serious in our belief that the earth is flat and disc shaped, and we've decided to be fair and address people who are obsessed with "logic" by answering some frequently asked questions:

Worst troll attempt ever!
This may not be a question but we'd like to address this point, we're not trolls, we actually believe that the world is flat.

If the world is flat how come nobody has found the edge?
The earth is surrounded by an ice wall, however this wall is too far into the freezing Arctic conditions that our airplanes wouldn't work and wouldn't be able to reach this wall!

But if nobody has seen it how do you know it exists?
Because it simply has to!

If the ice wall does exist what lies past it?
Probably an infinite amount of land, if we all build arks and flood the earth we have at the moment (leaving the Hindus and Atheists behind) we might be able to overflow the Earth like a bathtub and float to the other side.

If the Earth is flat how come satellites can show me my house from space?
I take it you are referring to Google Earth, those images really don't come from satellites, they come from fast low flying government planes and hot air balloons, Google themselves admit this, and just to expand on your question the money that's used for space programs like NASA actually go to making fake photos and evidence of space so they can get more money to continue their fake space program.

Several other groups manage to make money for 'invisible services' with this round earth lie, television stations and phone companies make more money broadcasting lower quality signals and use the curvature of the Earth as an excuse for this, and make more profit for less service, this has all been documented!

Where has this been documented?
On my website about the flat earth.

...citation needed!
That's what Wikipedia says about its round earth theory article proving my point that it is all just a lie!

I'm a millionaire and I went into space on a Russian shuttle, are you saying I'm lying about my experience?
No, I think you're telling the truth about what you see because that's what you really think you can see, like someone tripping on acid.
You were given hallucinogenic drugs during your time in a planetarium, those Russians must be laughing at the thousands you must have given them for some cheap street drugs, you pitiful fool!

How can the Earth be flat; this is just plain outright stupid?
If the Earth was flat you could see for thousands of miles out in open ocean instead of a horizon.
Many people believe this but never actually check for themselves, this is another lie perpetrated by the round Earth elite, Sarah Palin bought this truth to light when she said she can see Russia from Alaska, but the round Earth elites tried to make a laughing stock out of her!

I mean really, it gets me angry how stupid everyone is, if the Earth was really round then Australians and New Zealanders would fall off, gravity is a lie!

If gravity is a lie why don't you just jump off a tall building and prove it?
Because none of the gravity believers will sacrifice themselves doing the same thing to protect their lie!

If the Earth is flat does that mean it doesn't have a core?
We don't know what lies underneath the Earth, since we've never seen any pictures of the core of the Earth it's obviously another part of the round Earth lie.

This issue is one some of us are divided on, the official story is that underground consists primarily of rock but some of us have theorized it may be two slow walking turtles.

If the Earth really is flat then how did the US trick so many of its soldiers into going all of the way across a flat Earth to fight the Japanese, how where those hundreds of thousands fooled into thinking they were only going a couple of thousands of miles?
Back in those days people weren't used to traveling and got on a 'traveling high' that they enjoyed it and those few weeks only felt like a few short days!

Furthermore the minimum wage is kept so low so most of the worlds population won't be able to travel, and all of the bankers spread the round earth lie to keep us trapped while they take over the flat earth and the few million westerners that can afford to travel are forced to keep a vow of silence otherwise the bankers will cease all of their wealth from them;
I can't even travel to see the flat earth, I have to live in my moms basement because the minimum wage is so low!

To slowly kill more of your brain cells visit The Flat Earth Society.org.

Remember, they're deadly serious!