21.06.2010 ~ Narcissistic Conspiracy Theorist

"Hello, I'm a conspiracy theorist and I've given up on you!!!

Yeah I bet you're sorry now.

I tried to warn you, remember that one time out of nowhere when I jumped up on the table and shouted "9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!", y'all thought I was being crazy;
Well I don't care anymore, when the New World Order/Bilderberg Group/UN takes over the world you'll see you were wrong and I was right;

Sure we all warned you, you hardly expect us conspiracy theorists to stand up against this oppression;
But you refused to listen to my incoherent ramblings so I'm playing out the end game your way.

When the elite New World Order murder squads come to your neighbourhood you will see I was right all along and will be sorry you didn't listen to me and at least have yourself mentally prepared for it, and when we're in some FEMA gulag work/prison camp I will take solace in knowing I was right and you were wrong!"