27.07.2010 ~ Carl explains World War II

I know more about the Second World War than you do, I don't even know you but I do know that I know more about the Second World War than you do because I've played all of the Call of Duty games.

Basically the war went like this:

• Hitler invaded all of Europe in 1944.
  
• America immediately sent its army to France, D-Day lasts about six months.
  
• Japan attacks Pearl Harbour during this so America sends another army to fight the Japanese SOLEY ON Iwo Jima.
  
• The Russians are also in the war but I can't really remember that level.
  
• Hitler sends some zombie Nazis in a 'bonus battle.'
  
• THE AMERICANS LIBERATED PARIS.

I'm not sure what happens next because Call of Duty 4 is set in 2007 during that Russian civil war and Modern Warfare 2 was set last year when Russia attacked the US;
But I already knew that World War II ended when the American P-51 X-Wing fighters defeated Hitler during his last stand in his imperial walker.

But everybody knows that bit!