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These times we live in

...because these are strange times




Infiltrating American society

I think the poster girl of this Russian spy ring may have missed a class or two on keeping a low profile.


Enough with this 'Raoul Moat' Facebook hype...

David Cameron didn't like the fact that a mere 8,000 joined a Facebook group barely anybody knew about.
So he decided in his infinite wisdom to go ahead and make a big deal out of it.


Flat Earth FAQ

Sarah Palin bought the truth to light when she said she can see Russia from Alaska, but the round Earth elites tried to make a laughing stock out of her!


Margery explains what is wrong with this generation

This generation has gone too far with its text messaging, XBox Lives and 91210's.


Soccer Moms Television Council

Instead of you exercising your own discretion on what you let your children watch we tell you.


Carl explains World War II

I've played all of the Call of Duty games so I know what I'm talking about!


Franks guide for Americans going to Europe

"I have taken it upon myself to write a guide to Europe, a place I have never been to but know all about."


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"i love this movie its the best, if only i could marry it lol!!!"


Imagine Quebec firing rockets into the United States...

A tribute to Israel's comparative style to help outsiders understand the Gaza situation.


Proper Predator drone protocol

These are the instances in which you don't fire a Hellfire missile up some terrorists ass.


Narcissistic Conspiracy Theorist

"when the New World Order/Bilderberg Group/UN takes over the world you'll see you were wrong and I was right"


British soldier killed in Afghanistan

"A British soldier has been killed in Afghanistan."


Live 5 Action News

News teases for what nobody else is even reporting!!!


I need somebody to leave me alone

Could you be the right person to leave me alone?


twttrexecution

Twitter has proven it can be used for announcing executions as well as rigged presidential elections in Iran.


Afghanatar

'Unobtanium' might as well have been discovered in Afghanistan.


For the listeners

"Your favorite of our pre-selected music."


A message from BP

A message from BP to the American taxpayers.


Netanyhu missed his calling.

How Netanyhu could have gotten a lot of blind devotion and support if he had slightly altered his 'love boat' speech. 


My Spirit

I don't think people appreciate their freedom, that's why I support the neo-conservatives who introduced the Patriot Act limiting Americans freedoms.


Diplomatic Immunity

A movie like Lethal Weapon 2 except it has a Zionist as the bad guy.


Nuclear Diplomacy

The art of Israels diplomacy in action.


Richard the Zionist settler

What you want us to make peace?
I suppose you want to tell the rest of the Jews to just go wait on the beach!


Diversity Soon

At Diversity Soon we promote tolerance over people who look different by pointing out just how different they are and how that is acceptable anyway!


A message from the tea party people

Us God-fearing "good American" people can't understand why we are being taxed to death and why our lives have become so crummy, we're becoming a dying breed and want things back the way they were in the 1950's!


How can someone that rich kill themself?

How can someone that rich kill themself?


A message from the Israel lobby

We need to bomb Iran now in case a fair diplomatic settlement is reached.


Ahmawhothefuckijad

A failed car bomb scares polled Americans more than that Ahmaguineapig guy.


I just remembered Gilad Shilat is still a prisoner

I can't believe I forgot Hamas still have that Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit prisoner
I must have forgotten about him while memorizing the names of 7,000 Palestinian civilians held in Israeli jails.


How to get properly acquainted in your new neighbourhood

Israeli settlers in the Occupied Territories have proved to be a role model for anyone wanting to know how to get properly acquainted as 'the new guy on the block'.


You can only fight one noun at a time!

How is the US expected to fight a 'War on Drugs' as well as a 'War on Terror' in Afghanistan?


Not all Saudis are rich

Not all citizens of Saudi Arabia are rich, only most of them are!


Should Saudi Arabia be compensated for reduced oil production?

If they aren't compensated for not delivering on the product they very well might have to get their own unemployed hands dirty!


Hilary Clinton for Queen

Lets give the imperial lady an encouraging nudge forward.


No Russian

In light of the horrible Moscow Metro bombing we should be grateful the writers of Modern Warfare 2 don't have their finger on current events.


My new St. Patrick's Day drinking game

Drownin' yar sorrows for those abused children.

 

If you don't like America then you can get out!

"Government healthcare in Costa Rica is better than socialism in Obamaist America!"


Atheists make terrible people

'Can you feel the warm Christian message of love here in the air?'


An open letter to Pat Robertson

Maybe the Chilean earthquake victims aren't secularists or devil worshippers.


I have high hopes for the US offensive against Kandahar

It may even go better than the Soviet one.


My very own American Dream

I had a dream...
and it was American.


As if airport security doesn't already suck

...then the US government freaks out over an underpants bomber.


'Change Yourself Today'

Something is wrong with your personality
Lucky for you we'll show you how to change it for the new year!


Most of the things I write about primarily take place on that little 'pale blue dot' suspended in the sunbeam to the right:

This is where I also happen to live.

I feel like I belong here, this is my home and I can safely say I know no different.

The 6 billion other fellow homo-sapiens I share this dot with are always up to something, whether it is fighting over space dwelling super heroes or how they look and talk they always inevitably provide me with a great deal of entertainment.

* You are welcome to read at your own discretion.